https://knippknopp.com/2018/10/21/something-else-happened-at-the-push-to-publish-conference-last-week/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/stuff2.jpgstuff2https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/stuff-grandpop.jpgstuff grandpop...yeah, that's my name on this thing...2018-10-18T05:33:56+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2018/10/18/five-favorite-things-from-the-2018-push-to-publish-conference/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/p2p-e1539838097847.jpgP2Phttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/stuff_grandmom.jpgstuff_grandmomhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/danchaon.jpgDanChaonhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/kelly.jpgKellyKelly is outstanding in any field!https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/majat_recipe_small.jpgmajat_recipe_smallhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/sleezeball.jpgsleezeball2018-10-18T04:55:44+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2018/10/07/knippknopp-interviews-david-bernstein/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/davidb-e1538967388355.jpgDavidB2018-10-18T03:30:43+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2018/11/04/knippknopp-interviews-fran-wilde/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/bonetrilogy.jpgBoneTrilogyhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/franw.jpgFranW2018-10-08T04:17:12+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2018/09/09/the-great-white-snipe-hunter/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/img_0367-e1536238847934.jpgIMG_0367https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/snipe.jpgsnipe...sure, it looks innocent, but there is death behind those eyes...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/birds24.jpgbirds24...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/uncle-hiram.jpguncle hiram...uncle Hiram wasn't known for his sense of humor...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/img_0368.jpgIMG_0368...ok, I'm lying. Please don't make me leave...2018-09-06T13:08:12+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2016/03/13/the-last-great-garden-war/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/img_0014.jpgIMG_0014...the carnage of war. Over 20 lawn and leaf bags were called into service to dispose of the enemy...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/img_0006.jpgIMG_0006...the tomb of a hero, Hamtaro d'Hamster (d2004), overrun by the Ivy and nearly forgotten...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/img_0003.jpgIMG_0003...this barbie was found facedown in a shallow grave on the border...why did she wander so close to danger? What secrets did she keep?https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/img_0007.jpgIMG_0007..the battle has left the earth bare, but this will someday be the home of more royal gardens...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/img_0005.jpgIMG_0005https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/walls.jpgWalls...all border walls have been brought down in favor of a world without borders...2018-09-02T19:10:00+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2018/09/02/five-ways-to-help-your-grandkids-get-back-to-school/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/kids-back-to-school.jpgkids-back-to-schoolhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/kids-on-cell-phones_small.jpgkids on cell phones_small...at least they'll develop strong index fingers and neck muscles...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/guy-in-jail.jpgguy in jail...or worse, behind bars for attempted kidnapping...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/college-books.jpgcollege books....these are all for only one class, could you write another check...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/batman2.jpgbatman2...make sure you dress appropriately when you swoop in with those supplies...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/batman.jpgbatman...make sure you dress appropriately when you swoop in with those supplies...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/red-high-heels_small.jpgred high heels_small...do not believe them when they say these are the height of sixth grade fashion...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/peaches-and-herb.jpgpeaches and herb...nor is it Peaches and Herb...2018-09-01T16:14:56+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2018/08/28/five-favorite-freaky-fake-people/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/stepford-wives.jpgTHE STEPFORD WIVES, Toni Reid, Carole Mallory, Tina Louise, Katherine Ross, Paula Prentiss, BarbaraTHE STEPFORD WIVES (1975) Toni Reid, Carole Mallory, Tina Louise, Katherine Ross, Paula Prentiss, Barbara Rucker, Nanette Newman, Judith Baldwinhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/yul-brynner.jpgyul-brynner...in the 70s, facelifts were hardcore...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/ash.jpgash...luckily, with a little reprogramming, he was able to return as everyone's favorite eleventy-one year old hobbit!https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/t800.jpgt800...unfortunately, he came back about 4 too many times (and counting)...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/roy-batty.jpgroy batty...you was robbed, Roy. Robbed, I tell you...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/inspector-gadget-e1535426547911.jpginspector gadgetSeriously, look at those soulless eyes...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/ira-levin.pngira levin2018-08-28T03:34:36+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/free-stories/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/construction.pngconstructionhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/girl_scared_326492_xs_424x283.jpgscared girlhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/snowy_highway_401.jpgSnowy_Highway_401https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/superstock_1804r-3327.jpgA teenage girlhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/mummy.jpgmummyhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/cropped-sasquatch.pngcropped-sasquatch.png2018-08-28T01:35:46+00:00weekly0.6https://knippknopp.com/about/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/headshot-with-glasses.jpgheadshot with glasses...lucky bastard...2018-08-28T01:06:47+00:00weekly0.6https://knippknopp.com/2013/11/08/knippknopp-interviews-jon-mcgoran/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/jon-mcgoran.jpgJon McGoranhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/stalker.jpgstalker..it was just a coincidence, really. It's not like I hacked into his calendar…I mean, that would be crazy, right?https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/the-dark-half.jpgpscychopomps…and it only required half the psychopomps2018-08-26T19:20:07+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2012/09/05/down-the-shore/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/house.jpghouseThis is where we stayed this year. Now imagine it without the new siding, the closed in porch up top, and filled to the brim with drunken douchebags and you can see what it looked like in 1982.https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/hotspots.jpghotspotsSea Isle Bars - just a few of the dozens of SIC hotspots I apparantly forgot existed between the ages of 18 and 23! https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/starfish.jpgstarfishThe Starfish - my stepfather would take me out every year. Caught the biggest fish of my life on this boat - a 21 inch Blue. Twenty years later, I would take my daughters on the same boat.https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/promenade.jpgpromenadeThe Promenade in Sea Isle - I spent a good portion of my mid teens trying to meet girls with the worst wingman ever (my 4 years younger cousin!)https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/collanade.jpgcollanadeThe Colonnade Inn - an object of steadiness amidst all the change. It's been in Sea Isle since 1883. https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/funland2.jpgfunland2Sea Isle Funland - it used to be at the end of the promenade. It broke my heart when they tore it down to build condos around 1999, and healed it when they rebuilt near the bay a few years ago.https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/bridge.jpgbridgeBridge into Sea Isle - every year right before we reached this that salt marsh smell would fill the car signalling our arrival 'downdashore".https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/rocks.jpgrocksWhenever I would get moody, which was approximately 75% of the time between 17 and 21, I would drive down and sit on these rocks and contemplate my place in the universe. Not sure why I didn't get beat up more often!https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/bikeshop.jpgbikeshoptwenty-five years ago, this was Jim's Bike and Sport. To this date, the only shore store to be whined out of business. They've got really good sticky buns though, so I guess it was worth it!2018-08-26T18:36:00+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2012/09/29/the-adventures-of-the-windowman/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/daddy-and-neil1-e1534743384291.jpgDaddy and Neilhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/daddy-and-neil.jpgDaddy and Neil2018-08-20T05:36:55+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2014/01/01/not-another-end-of-year-retrospective/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/baby_new_year.jpegbaby_new_yearhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/strugs.jpgstrugs…get it, making waves…in a book that largely features boats...2018-08-20T05:30:57+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2014/03/01/the-poetry-of-spring-training/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/phillies_1980.jpgphillies_1980https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ayce-buffet.jpgayce buffet…all you can eat buffet?2018-08-20T05:27:31+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2014/08/03/knippknopp-interviewsgrey-matter-press-2/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/1013658_205065449642875_351552406_n.png1013658_205065449642875_351552406_nhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/gmp.pngGMP2018-08-20T05:23:25+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2013/12/08/what-if/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/horror-selfie-e1534742464790.jpgHorror Selfiehttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/mid-life-crisis.jpgmid-life-crisis…really, wouldn't this have been easier, and less whiny?https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/sleazydude.jpgsleazydude…let me tell you about the wonderful world of adult publishing….https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/frying-pan.jpgfrying pan…this was what happened immediately after she arrived on scene...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/rolling-eyes.jpgrolling eyesoh great…he's posting one of those "emo" posts again.2018-08-20T05:20:07+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2014/09/28/can-i-borrow-your-couch-for-a-bit/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/season_4_-_jesse.jpgSeason_4_-_Jesse…which is exactly what you should do with this blog post, you whiny bitch...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dan_rather.jpgdan_rather…note to self: next blog post...five ways to get over writers' block.https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/tiny-violin.jpgTiny-Violin…you know what this is, right?https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fbi.jpgfbi...keep it classy, Knipp...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/ewreaction.jpgewreaction…please don't...2018-08-20T05:16:50+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2014/11/23/retreat-rewrites/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/bridesmaids.jpgbridesmaids...photo taken from a hidden camera...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/zooey.jpgzooey..I mean seriously, can anyone this perky NOT be a murderer?https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/banks.jpgbanks...I mean can anyone this perky NOT be a murderer?https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/jack-black-15834682.jpgjack-black-15834682...here's Jack accepting his Academy Award...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/sylar-heroes-noahbennet.jpgSylar-heroes-NoahBennet...oh, a heroes reference...how very 2006 of you...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/helen.jpgHelen...OK, maybe not that surprising...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/homeward-bound_.jpghomeward bound_...any resemblance to this movie is strictly coincidental...2018-08-20T05:14:14+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2014/07/27/knippknopp-interviews-austin-camacho-and-denise-camacho/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/austin-and-denise-300x258.jpgaustin-and-denise-300x2582018-08-20T05:10:54+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2014/01/26/knippknopp-interviews-dennis-tafoya/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/reading-book-while-driving.jpgReading-Book-while-Driving…unfortunately I wasn't driving a bus!2018-08-20T05:05:59+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2014/05/18/interview-with-jonathan-maberry/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/coffee-drinker-cup-java-too-much-caffeine-17540010.jpgall attendees required to drink a 4 cup minimumhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/napoleon_great.jpgThis is how I intend to make myself available when I make it big2018-08-20T05:05:19+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2014/02/01/knippknopp-interviews-dennis-tafoya-part-deux/2018-08-20T05:04:27+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2014/06/22/to-my-middle-baby-upon-your-high-school-graduation/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/dad-and-becca.jpgdad and beccahttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/becca_lilysmiles.jpgbecca_LilySmileshttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/becca-baby-e1534736504298.jpgbecca-baby…for example, in dad memory years, this picture was taken 4 years ago...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/juggling-cats.jpgjuggling cats…tho learning to juggle cats might not be a bad life skill..https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/paying_babysitters.jpgpaying_babysitters..though babysitting rates go up exponentially...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/home.jpghome…an investment you can use to put me and Mom into a nice home...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/teen.jpgteen…and you'll also get the joy of seeing this with every word you speak...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/dumbledore-in-the-great-hall-albus-dumbledore-25819457-495-354.jpgDumbledore-in-the-Great-Hall-albus-dumbledore-25819457-495-354…though if a guy dressed like this offers it, it might be best to look elsewhere...2018-08-20T04:59:44+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2012/06/23/papa-knipps-advice-for-his-high-school-graduate/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/dad-and-sarah-e1534741097979.jpgdad and sarahhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/sarah-school-2003.jpgSarah School 2003https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jobs.jpgjobslike this one!https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/sucky-jobs-office-space-4150.jpgsucky-jobs-office-space-4150really...this was my dream. I swear it.https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/junk-car.jpgjunk-carthis is what it will look like after 10 years, trust mehttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/ramen.jpgramenlike you're not going to eat it every day anywayhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/8106053-beautiful-woman-is-sleeping-in-a-car.jpg8106053-beautiful-woman-is-sleeping-in-a-carjust, you know, not while you're drivinghttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/angry-old-man-4.jpgangry old man (4)You're all a bunch of layabouts2018-08-20T04:58:26+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2013/10/13/a-day-in-the-theater/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/oscar-madison.jpgoscar madisonno, seriously Oscar...you stink!https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/mushroom-cloud.jpgMushroom-CloudNuclear power...saving the world from tyranny since 1814!https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/angela.jpgangelaImmediately after the movie's release, she'll be featured in a new series on the WB, Fantine: Avenging Angelhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/boneclaws2.jpgboneclaws2Imagine something like this, only drawn by someone with actual talenthttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/robojavert.pngrobojavertThe Javert3000, complete with Kung Fu Griphttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/woman-whispering-in-mans-ear.jpgWoman-whispering-in-mans-earLes Miz was released LAST year, and we're not wearing any clothes? Why doesn't anyone tell me these things!2018-08-20T04:56:22+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2013/01/21/from-the-trapper-keeper/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/pornstache1-e1534740554632.jpgpornstachehttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/pornstache-e1534740483326.jpgpornstachehttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/poppops-hair.jpgpoppops hairhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/jimsworld-1106.gifjimsworld 11062018-08-20T04:52:30+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2012/10/14/new-flash-fiction-enos/2018-08-20T04:50:24+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2014/01/19/from-the-trapper-keeper-jims-first-horror-story/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/lacy-jlh.jpglacy-jlhnow imagine Jennifer Love Hewitt and grown-up Lacey Chabert are Ralph and Jack…and they get into a cat fight..and…sorry, got a little distracted there.https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/acf.jpgACF…lots and lots of warts...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/stephen-king.jpgstephen-king...this guy...2018-08-20T04:34:10+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2014/03/09/from-the-trapper-keeperfrozen-grief/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/mr-peabody-sherman-official-trailer-2.jpgMr-Peabody-Sherman-Official-Trailer-2…listen you!https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/300px-angst.jpg300px-Angst…you know, as opposed to my 20's ennui, my 30's tedium, and 40's existential crisis periods….2018-08-20T04:32:33+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2014/05/26/flash-fiction-shed-the-skin/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/shadow10.jpgshadow102018-08-20T04:25:15+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2014/10/09/new-flash-fiction-real-monsters/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/scary__by_s4kid-d3apcmg.jpgscary__by_s4kid-d3apcmg2018-08-20T04:23:35+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2012/11/11/fat-and-forty-four/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/jimatmax-e1534738375966.jpgjimatmax...wait, that last one was directed at me, wasn't it...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/jim-knipp-photo.jpgJim Knipp Photo...wait, that last line was directed at this guy, wasn't it...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/horror-selfie.jpgHorror Selfiehttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/wilfordbrimleydiabetesmanager.jpgWilfordBrimleyDiabetesManager…which is exactly what you should do with this post, whiny...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/teen-wolf-1985.jpgteen-wolf-1985I mean the lovable 80s version, not those oversexed whippersnappers on MTVhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/carradine.jpgCarradinehe always looked like this in my nightmareshttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/mg.jpgmgI mean the other....wait. Yeah, well I guess this one toohttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/officespace_031pyxurz.jpgOfficeSpace_031Pyxurzyes....for a very long year, I was this guy2018-08-20T04:16:47+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2015/01/11/my-life-as-a-chaos-god/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/messyroom.jpgmessyroom...maybe this is where those buttons ended up...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cash-in-hand.jpgCash-in-Hand...or if I had bet actual money...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/pig_racing.jpgPig_racing...or one lottery and two pig races...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/messycat.jpgmessycat..unfortunately you'll also end up with water spilled on your keyboard and nachos all over your cat...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/suit.jpgsuit...um, like buttons from a cheap suit?https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/bradly.jpg...maybe this style will catch on...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/emmastone-ew-gif.gifemmastone-ew-gifhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/hillbillies.jpghillbillies...blowed him up but good...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/angry-priest-and-nun.jpgangry-priest-and-nun...why you blasphemous little...2018-08-20T04:05:11+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2010/03/22/this-one-time-at-band-camp/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/nerd.jpgnerd...namely the fact that I had no sexualityhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/oldman3x_002.jpgoldMan3X_002...where do you think you're going, you horny little bastard?https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/married-with-children3.jpgMarried with Children3...and then the audience all went "woooooooo...." and then Al Bundy walked on and everyone clappedhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/dweeb21.jpgdweeb21my character's name is Baldac, I wield a pair of +5 cymbalshttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/motorcycle-dude.jpgMotorcycle biker guy with tatoos and tough guy attituidethanks, Jim. I'll take her from here2018-08-20T04:04:30+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2012/07/28/on-turning-16/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/bubbles.jpgbubblesShe took the laser all the way to 11, she's hard core!2018-08-20T03:42:09+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2013/01/06/in-memory-of-a-great-one/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/momjimbo_diner.pngmom&jimbo_diner2018-08-20T03:27:56+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2013/10/26/this-one-time-at-band-camp-2/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/band.jpgband2018-08-20T03:26:40+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2013/08/18/on-being-a-poppop/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/blackjack-dealer-tells.jpgblackjack-dealer-tellsYes...life is actually a blackjack dealerhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/firstpic.jpgfirstpichttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/bigsmile.jpgbigsmilehttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/angels.jpgangels…you're so silly, Pop-Pop!https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/popop.jpgpopopMaking sure I establish good taste in bad tv nice and early2018-08-20T03:14:46+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2014/08/17/down-the-shore-2/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/collanade.jpghttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/promenade.jpghttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bikeshop.jpghttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/hotspots.jpghttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/funland2.jpghttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/house.jpghttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/starfish.jpghttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/rocks.jpghttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bridge.jpg2018-08-20T03:08:44+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2014/06/29/how-does-my-garden-grow/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/grapes2.jpggrapes2https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/grapes.jpggrapeshttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/honeysuckle-white-yellow.jpghoneysuckle-white-yellowhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ivy.jpgivyhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/garden.jpggarden2018-08-20T03:07:27+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2014/07/05/babys-first/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/becca_lilysmiles.jpgbecca_LilySmiles…and your battle call shall be: "My Mama's the best!"https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/scan-141860001.jpgScan 141860001…happy birthday, baby girl!https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/1185288_626265227396409_1603491351_n.jpg1185288_626265227396409_1603491351_n…little bundles, big comfort...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/485499_705304712819879_1944417663_n.jpg485499_705304712819879_1944417663_n…and I hope you smile like this every time you discover it...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/aunts-and-lily.jpgaunts and Lily…trust me, the fact we've got them in one picture together is an accomplishment...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/poppops-hair.jpgpoppops hair…though whoever that is, it's evident it will be with your Pop-Pop's hair...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/becca-lily-prom.jpgbecca-lily prom…but I think we'll still see mostly this...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/qs-lily.jpgqs lily...oh boy, can't wait!https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/lilypop2.jpgLIly&Pop2…even the 3 AM sitting at the computer joy...2018-08-20T03:04:36+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2015/01/18/favorite-horror-novels-non-king-edition/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/american_gods.jpgAmerican_godshttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/world_war_z_book_cover.jpgWorld_War_Z_book_coverhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/damnation-game.jpgdamnation gamehttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/geeklove.jpggeeklovehttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/haunted1.jpghauntedhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/haunted.jpgHauntedhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/shadowland.jpgshadowland2018-06-25T04:29:34+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2015/02/01/knippknopp-is-five/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/rocky-portrait-small.jpgrocky-portrait-small...he was a great one...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/big-hug.jpgbig-hug...it means big, literary hugs...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/geekbros.jpggeekbros...artists rendition of my and my geek brother, Glennhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/jim-and-chris.jpgjim-and-chris...and look this sexy doing it...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/shpyard.jpgshpyard....and they meet in the shipyard. Wait, that's not right...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/king-laughing.jpgking-laughing...100,000 words in five years? Oh, how adorable...2018-06-25T04:27:48+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2015/04/26/whats-going-on/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/sir_winston_s_churchill.jpgSir_Winston_S_Churchill...I even interviewed this guy, really!https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/dot_warner_by_rongs1234.jpgDot_Warner_by_rongs1234...maybe some Warner Bros/GOT fan fiction?https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/handoverears.jpghandoverears...oh how we wish you were...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/pwclogo.jpgPWClogo...little known fact: PWC practices mind control..just stare into the feathers and relax...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/star_trek_67341.jpgstar_trek_67341...strangely, though, they've expressed no interest in my Star Trek/GOT crossover fan fiction...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/keys.jpgkeys2018-06-25T04:26:14+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2015/07/27/what-else-is-going-on/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/silly-lily.jpgsilly lily...get on it Pop Pop!https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/jonathan_maberry.jpgjonathan_maberry...in the time I wrote this post, this guy finished two more novels...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/rankinbass.jpgrankinbass...oh, the horror....2018-06-25T04:25:14+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2010/01/29/hello-world/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/jimcubscout-e1529899746880.jpgjimcubscout2018-06-25T04:09:33+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2015/08/03/this-week/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ani-sad-e07.jpgani sad e07...really, you're just going to send me away like that?2018-06-25T03:57:38+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2015/08/19/that-awkward-conversation-thousands-of-men-are-having-right-now/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ggrp-1.jpgggrp (1)...um, you haven't been saving gallons of your own blood lately, have you?https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/bob.jpg...and God help you if you got him mad...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/momonphone.pngMomOnPhone...dear, some girl named Ashley stopped by today, does she know your wife?https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/stars.jpgstars..with five stars next to it...I wonder what that means....https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ggrp.jpgggrp....um, you haven't been saving up any blood lately, have you?https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/kickboxer1.jpgkickboxer1...not nearly as good as the kickboxing...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ratsuit.jpgratsuit...and you know grey isn't my best color...2018-06-25T03:56:24+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2015/08/26/knippknopps-favorite-vacation-horror-movies/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mansion-by-the-sea.jpgmansion by the sea...something like this would do...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dbsposter.jpgdbsposter...not even close, even with LL..https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/jaws-poster.jpgJaws-Poster...or maybe just a severed leg....https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sharkfrenzy.jpgsharkfrenzy...like this, but alot less friendly...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ow-prep.jpgOW prep..except for the part where she couldn't figure out how to zip up her wetsuit...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/funny-games-1483.jpgFunny-Games-1483...and to think, I originally thought it was a comedy...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/michael-pitt.jpgNORTHLIGHT SCANNORTHLIGHT SCANhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/bloodbeach.jpgbloodbeach...wow,the greenhead flies are especially nasty this year...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/jack.jpgJack...and this isn't even his good side...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/jenny-agutter.jpgjenny agutter...I would definitely turn into a werewolf for her...2018-06-25T03:55:26+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2015/10/16/its-alive/2018-06-25T03:54:44+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2015/11/29/five-horror-movie-classics-that-ive-never-seen/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/netflix.jpgnetflix...dude, seriously...have you never heard of Netflix?https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/exorcist.jpgexorcist...pazuzu is very, very amused...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/scared-old-man.jpgscared-old-man...ok, maybe I do scare easily...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/night-of-the-living-dead.jpgnight-of-the-living-dead...zombie-chick is not amuse...jesus, jim, it wasn't funny the first time...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/normanbates.jpgnormanbates...mr. bates is also not amused...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/680136-texas_chainsaw_massacre_2867.jpg680136-texas_chainsaw_massacre_2867...mr. face is quite displeased...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/jody.jpgjody...two fuzzy Christmas lights?2018-06-25T03:54:05+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2017/08/13/game-of-thrones-s07-e04-the-spoils-of-war/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/drogonanddany.jpgdrogonanddany2018-06-25T03:52:33+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2016/04/21/game-of-thrones-season-six-is-almost-here/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/melisdavos.jpgmelisdavos...dude, chill....2018-06-25T03:51:58+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2016/06/06/keeping-busy-over-at-biff-bam-pop/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hound.jpghound...speaking of hiding....2018-06-25T03:51:28+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2014/02/23/knippknopp-interviews-rocky-wood-of-the-horror-writers-association/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/none-h16.jpgnone.h16…yeah, about that much...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/napoleon_great1.jpgNapoleon_Great2015-02-01T04:04:18+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2015/01/03/what-to-expect-when-youre-expecting-stuff-in-2015/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/reaper.jpgreaperread it...would this face recommend a bad book?https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/queen.jpgqueen...I am not amused...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/bridesmaids2.jpgbridesmaids2...dream on, writer boy...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/george_lucas.jpgGeorge_Lucas...really best not to imagine George Lucas actually being in my mouth...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/fantastic-four-movie-cast-original.jpgFantastic-Four-Movie-Cast-Original...because we can believe cosmic radiation gives you super-powers, but no way a black man and white woman can be siblings...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/scared-girl.jpgscared girl...actual footage from the theater surveillance camera...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/rocket_groot_472.jpgRocket_Groot_472...we think it's time to talk spin-off...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/game-of-thrones-george-rr-martin.pngGame-of-Thrones-George-RR-Martin...blasphemer! The next character I kill will be you!https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/marvel-aos.jpgmarvel aos...and if you don't, we'll be coming for you...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-walking-dead-season-2-zomie.jpgthe-walking-dead-season-2-zomie...define "better"...2015-01-04T04:25:28+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2014/07/21/knippknopp-interviews-jon-mcgoran-2/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/stalker.jpg..it was just a coincidence, really. It's not like I hacked into his calendar…I mean, that would be crazy, right?https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/the-dark-half.jpg…and it only required half the psychopomps2014-07-22T02:32:40+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2014/02/16/knippknopp-interviewsgrey-matter-press/2014-08-03T16:43:22+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2014/05/12/saturday-at-the-movies-the-amazing-spider-man-2-the-joy-of-lowered-expectations/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/spidey-fireman.jpg…exactly!https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/cross-dresser-31.jpg…I can't quit you….https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/banner3small.jpg…because we've seen what a great movie can be made by overloading on mutants...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/amazing-spider-man-2-official-high-res-banner.jpgFeatured Image -- 1081https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/willy-wonka.jpg…really, what a surprise!https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/prometheus.jpg…this scene alone cost me four months of therapy...2014-07-13T14:41:04+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2014/06/16/quick-stuff/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/grrm.jpg2011 Winter TCA Tour - Day 3https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/jim-and-chris.jpgjim and chris2014-06-19T02:21:52+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2014/06/18/knippknopp-interviews-janice-gable-bashman/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/predator.jpgPredatorhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/jgb.jpgJGB2014-06-19T01:09:17+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2014/05/17/just-catching-up/2014-05-18T04:16:42+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2014/04/30/knippknopp-interviews-dennis-tafoya-2/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/reading-book-while-driving.jpg…unfortunately I wasn't driving a bus!2014-05-01T01:25:03+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2014/02/08/knipknopp-interviews-shock-totem-publications/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/writerscuffle-e1391260211990.jpgwriterscuffle-e1391260211990…here we lovingly critique my newest piece...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/superman-photo-superhero_sidekick_large.jpgsuperman photo-superhero_sidekick_large…holy cool names, Batman…what's "Shock Totem."2014-02-09T01:58:13+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2014/01/12/knippknopp-interviewsd-l-wilson/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/wilson-photo.jpgWilson Photo…the name is Wilson… David L. Wilson2014-01-13T00:17:26+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2013/12/15/knippknopp-interviewskim-richards-gilchrist-of-damnation-books/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/scot-in-kilt.jpgscot in kilt…and who doesn't…oh, wait…did this already...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/stay-calm-and-keep-writing-5.pngstay-calm-and-keep-writing-5…namely this...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/monk_writing.jpgmonk_writing…there's super-traditional, which is my preferred method of publishing...2013-12-17T02:51:45+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2013/12/01/knippknopp-interviews-gregory-frost/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/puppyeyes.jpgpuppyeyes..if by "ran into" you mean I followed him around like this until he said yes to the interview...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/gf_self-portrait1.jpgGF_self-portrait1...That's Mr. Frost to you, James.2013-12-01T23:29:02+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2013/11/24/knippknopp-interviews-kathryn-craft/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/craft_small_photo.jpgCraft_small_photo....would this face write a bad book?2013-11-24T20:29:18+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2013/08/29/knippknopp-interviews-tom-joyce/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/tom.jpgTomhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/tin_foil_hat_2.jpgTin_foil_hat_2besides, that's not being kookie, that's being well informed2013-11-23T14:20:07+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2013/09/09/knippknopp-interviews-suzanne-kuhn/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/suzyq.pngSuzyQ2013-11-23T14:19:31+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2013/09/23/knippknopp-interviews-marie-lamba/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/pjman.jpgpjman...could explain the failure of my last five job interviews!https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/mannequin.jpgmannequinMannequin III: The dismemberinghttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/scarlett.jpgscarlettsure, Marie - the interviewee is always boss!https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/many_hats.jpgMany_HatsAnd she makes them all look fabulous!2013-11-23T14:17:58+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2013/09/16/rocco-the-demon-dog/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/lab-and-kids.jpglab and kidslucky dog!https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dog-and-horse.jpgdog-and-horsewhere they went horseback riding and participated in other fun activities...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/shock-collars-dog.jpgShock-Collars-dogturn it up to 11, pussy (cat)https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/devildog.jpgDevilDogthis was before he's eyes turned red and he started barking in tongueshttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/demon_chow_chow_by_chapisan.jpgdemon_chow_chow_by_Chapisansuch a cute little death machine2013-11-23T14:15:43+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2013/10/03/knippknopp-interviews-jenn-brozek/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/leftatalter.jpgbridesmaidsum....I don't think it's bridesmaids who are left at the alter, but...whatever2013-11-23T14:15:10+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2013/10/21/knippknopp-interviews-plexus-publishing/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/stevebl.jpgstevebl...which found a way to make this man both charismatic and scaryhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/monsters.jpgmonsterswriters are such interesting people, who lead such interesting lives...2013-11-23T14:13:58+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2013/11/17/knippknopp-interviews-catherine-stine/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/fourarmed.jpgfourarmedAt peak performance, Catherine can juggle four genres at once2013-11-18T19:12:57+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2013/08/23/slapdasherie/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/jumpy.jpgjumpyhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/baby_seal.jpgbaby_sealteaching baby seals how to walk since 2013https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/funny_money.jpgfunny_moneypayable in Kiss Bucks, of coursehttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/batman7.jpgbatman7I was batman before it was cool2013-08-24T11:53:45+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2013/08/07/jonathan-maberry/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/coffee-drinker-cup-java-too-much-caffeine-17540010.jpgcoffee-drinker-cup-java-too-much-caffeine-17540010all attendees required to drink a 4 cup minimum2014-05-18T13:47:19+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2013/08/02/im-baaack/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/procrastination.jpgprocrastination.you know...for that all important procrastination demographichttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/stalker.jpgstalker...oh boy, I can't wait!https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/zirconia.jpgzirconia...or at least cubic zirconiahttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/junk-house-day-after-7986.jpgjunk house day after 7986what? You thought I meant something else?2013-08-03T02:25:41+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2013/04/07/has-it-really-been-three-months/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/mommom-and-bailey-3.jpgMomMom and BAILEY (3)its OK dear...me and Mr. Wuggums love your little storieshttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/fingers-crossed.jpgFingers-Crossedand this time I mean it!https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/gary-busey-pole-dancing.jpgGary-Busey-Pole-dancingbut the things I had to do for those votes...we shall never speak of.https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/recycled-paper-2.jpgrecycled-paper-2…hopefully not here!https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/writer.jpgwriterThe cursing part usually comes around 2 AM, when I've somehow built the registration site with Comic Sans font.https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/stalker.jpgstalkerI won't be ignored, Jim!2013-04-08T15:30:49+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2012/12/29/the-obligatory-end-of-year-retrospective/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/allears.pngAllEarsseriously, I don't want to talk about ithttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/mma-md-kimura-arm-lock.jpgMMA-MD-Kimura-Arm-LockOur last congressional caucus meetinghttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/chained-computer.jpgchained-computerWelcome to the board, we'll unshackle you in Junehttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/frustratedwriter-250x167.pngFrustratedWriter-250x167and for my 257th draft, "Jonesing: The Musical"https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/bull-fart-sculpture-01.jpgBull-Fart-Sculpture-01By decree, in 2013 the Knipp House Sigil shall be thishttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/large.jpglargewhich, you know, wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing2013-01-02T02:36:36+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2012/12/16/newtown-ct/2013-06-16T00:18:45+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2012/12/19/the-next-big-blog-thing-tag-im-it/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/darkness-persists.jpgdarkness persistsJoe told me if I didn't get that plug in, he'd sic this chick on me!https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/talltales.jpgtalltaleshttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/stupid-funny-drunk-guy-friend-prank1.jpgstupid-funny-drunk-guy-friend-prank…this one?2012-12-20T22:04:21+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2012/11/25/a-black-friday-poem/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/zombie-shopping.jpgzombie shopping..and happy shopping!https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/jelly.jpgjellysomething like this, with a little more intestinehttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/bart-simpson-1-fc1.gifBart-Simpson-1 FCMr. Groenig would like to inform you his goon squad is on the way.https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/santa_crying_kids-e1353822378144.jpgsanta_crying_kidsthe beard says "ho, ho!" the eyes say "kill me now!"2012-12-20T04:11:56+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2012/11/04/what-i-believe/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ron-paul-revolution.pngron-paul-revolutionI believe this one's for you, MB.https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/hippy.jpghippyhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/japanese_invention_eyedrops.jpgjapanese_invention_eyedropsI believe it will be something bigger than eye-drop funnels2012-11-05T02:29:29+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2012/11/01/from-the-journals-of-elmo-von-knippenberger-part-3/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/obamachristie.jpgobamachristiehttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/jeep.jpgjeepThe chariot that the Romnus insisted was being built overseas2012-11-02T02:24:06+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2012/10/29/from-the-journal-of-elmo-von-knippenberg-part-2/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/romnus.jpgRomnusArtist depiction - Romnus. Additional mouths appeared as the battle progressedhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/koch-brother-edit.jpgkoch-brother-edithttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/patchwork-brack.jpgpatchwork brackartist depiction of patchwork trackhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/uncommitted.jpguncommittedartist depiction of an Uncommitted with commonly used tools and diet2014-07-04T01:19:23+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2012/10/28/from-the-journals-of-elmo-von-knippenberger/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/honeyboo1.jpgHoneybooartist depiction of uncommitted entertainmenthttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/kids-arguing1.jpgKids-arguingA typical Cratus discussion sectionhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/honeyboo.jpgHoneybooArtist depiction - uncommitted entertainmenthttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/rino.jpgRINOIcan compromiserhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/kids-arguing.jpgKids-arguinghttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/the_subsidised_mineowner.jpgThe_Subsidised_MineownerArtist depiction of typical I can2012-10-28T19:01:01+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2012/10/21/why-i-write/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/groupies.jpggroupiesor maybe it's the groupies...everyone knows writers have the best groupies.https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/annoyed-father.jpgannoyed fatherthat's really great that you saved your entire school from terrorist attack, but daddy's got a blog to write!https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/flashing.jpgflashingtrust me, that's something NO ONE needs to seehttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/napoleon_great.jpgNapoleon_GreatThis is how I intend to make myself available when I make it bighttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/porkys.jpgporkys...and then Ms. Balbricker grabs the pencil, and...2012-10-24T01:40:07+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2012/10/07/six-annoying-questions-vegetarians-always-hear/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/stinkyhitler.jpgstinkyhitlerhence his nickname..."Stinky Adolph"https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/bucket.gifbucketcome back to us girls...trust the colonel, the chickens want to be eatenhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/malaysiancurry1.pngmalaysiancurrythough they might dissolve into a plate of malaysian curry with tofuhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/hillbilly.pnghillbillywell...at least most of us dohttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/gorilla.pnggorillayou try telling him he's not a vegetarianhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/scottpilgrim.pngscottpilgrimPlus they have really awesome hair2012-10-11T23:29:28+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2012/09/24/advice-for-new-writers-dialogue/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dennis-lehane.jpgDennis-LehaneAnd of they don't, Mr. Lehane is going to kick my asshttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/voicesinmyhead.jpgvoicesinmyheadThen there are those of us who can hear four of five different voices in our headhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/voices.pngvoicesThen there's those of us who can hear 5 or 6 voices in our headhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/redneck.jpgredneck…West Virginia?https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ai-truth-tour-bus-riders.jpgAI Truth Tour Bus RidersYou can listen to all our secrets, Jim. We don't mind2012-09-25T04:06:05+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2012/09/16/attack-of-the-vacation-beard/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/setwidth200-kristoffersonkris.jpgSetWidth200-kristoffersonkrisK-squared - triple threat god of beardshttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/babyface.jpgbabyfaceA carrot beard is all the facial hair I need.https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/clooney-with-beard.jpgclooney-with-beardThis is me - July 3rdhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/unabomber_080619_main.jpgunabomber_080619_mainstrangely enough, these pictures starting appearing in the SIC post officehttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dms-armor-spider.jpgdms-armor-spiderYou don't want to be bit too many times...it can get uglyhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/tortoisshell-calico-cat.jpgtortoisshell-calico-catImagine this, strapped to my chin.https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/brilloboy.pngbrilloboyHe's mine, Stan Lee. Well mine and someone at Gaia http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/brillo-boy/86482/ https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/george-michael-739834.jpgGeorge-Michael-739834Just think - with a little foresight, this guy could have had a second career panhandling.https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/gillette-razor.pnggillette-razorYou'll never leave my Jim. I'll be with you forever...bwahahahahaha2024-12-25T19:29:02+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2012/09/08/2012-gencon-writers-workshop/2012-09-08T22:12:03+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2012/08/05/237/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bionic-spine.jpgbionic spineThis is what my spine looks likehttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/jim-bane.jpgjim-baneSee the resemblance?https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/jimbane2-e1344196752874.jpgjimbane2read it....would this face recommend a bad book?https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bane.jpgbanehttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/brundlefly.jpgbrundleflyHere's me and Geena just hangin'...we go way back2012-08-26T14:30:06+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2012/08/26/portland-iv-the-return/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bane2.jpgbane2though it will probably sound like "garffle wheez smorkism grm"https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/zombie-candy.pngzombie candyzombie john candy, perhaps?https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/garnie.jpggarnietraffic laws are for girlie-menhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/sleepy.jpgsleepy...including the "no sleep between January and June" provision...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/nunclown.jpgnunclownwhat? you don't have that dream?https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/redhaird_0036.jpgredhaird_0036yeah, you would have liked that you little red-haired devil, you...2012-08-28T11:11:39+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2012/08/15/portland-part-3-portland/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/6817734-fat-man-in-tee-shirt-on-white-background.jpg6817734-fat-man-in-tee-shirt-on-white-backgroundYou can see the bat, right? If you squint, and maybe turn your head to the left?https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/voodoo-donut.jpgvoodoo-donutmy new best friend...he was delicioushttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/sasquatch.pngSasquatchThe Sasquatch Crossing guard initiative proved to be an unmitigated disaster2012-08-16T01:16:40+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2012/08/11/portland-trip-part-2-san-francisco/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ccliberal2-copy.jpgccliberal2 copyMy Liberal Cardhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ccliberal1-e1344659227950.jpgccliberalMy Liberal Cardhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/metropolis2-baal.jpgmetropolis2-baalScreaming Todd and the Babies - coming to a Caannite Festival near youhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/hot-guard.jpghot-guardYou know who you are (call me!)2012-08-11T15:58:16+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2012/07/14/191/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/please-dont-leave.jpgplease don't leavethis ultimately is ho all my relationships endhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/twilightfan1660813i.jpgtwilightfan1660813i…….it's just so hard…. https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/abusive-man_1.jpgabusive-man_1...after five years it damn well should be...https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/danny-welsh.jpgdanny welshthis isn't actually him....but I'll find him someday2012-09-09T18:27:46+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2012/07/08/my-five-favorite-brushes-with-death/https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/jacobs_ladder4.jpgjacobs_ladder4spoiler alert: HE'S DEAD!https://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/babysyndrome.jpgbabysyndromefor all of your child care needshttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/christine-chasing-bully.jpgchristine-chasing-bullyhttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/jim-face.jpgjim faceRenowned that year for my perfect Elephant Man impersonationshttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/hyenas.jpgHyenasLunch today? 90 pounds of dumbass, aged 12 yearshttps://knippknopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/bee-swarm-at-construction-site.jpgbee-swarm-at-construction-siteWasp Snuggie - for the beekeeper with everything2012-07-10T16:51:49+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2012/01/13/why-hello-again-2/2012-07-08T15:02:47+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2012/06/18/2012-philadelphia-writers-conference/2012-06-23T13:07:09+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2010/10/12/im-ranting-i-know/2012-02-13T00:44:23+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2010/02/10/writing-update/2010-02-10T17:13:34+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.com/2010/02/06/nicknames/2010-02-07T23:09:06+00:00monthlyhttps://knippknopp.comdaily1.02024-12-25T19:29:02+00:00